FIVE HOT BITCHES
Five Hot Bitches are a kick ass She-punk trio that will assault your senses with big muff infused bass, gut-wrenching vocals and a she-devil drummer that will take you straight to hell.
Having played together for two years, these Toronto based bitches will release their first Ep Hot Bitch Sundae in the New Year. Five Hot bitches are known for their energetic and theatrical live show that often feature puppets, costume changes, fantastic dance moves in high heels and audience participation. One of the most popular being when the audience is invited to write cheats and lies from there own lives; then they are read out loud to the song "Cheater Cheater". With grumbling bass you can ride like a pony and catchy lyrics that you'll never forget don't be surprised if you have an addiction to this "boner inducing band" as dubbed by issue magazine.
So you're confused?
Why are they called five hot bitches when there are only three? FHB started out as a quintet but shortly after the band formed #1 the guitar player was kid napped by Lowest of the Low. She was last scene in the Hamilton area performing with a Northern Chorus. Bitch #4 then asked "why are there only four of us if the name in five". She has not been heard from since. We suggest you don't ask. A brief appearance by bitch #11 was nullified when one night in a hot tub it was discovered that he was a man!
Five - #1 - #4 +#11 -#11 = 3 GOT IT!